The Big 3: How Big is Big Oil, Lights on Illuminati, and Fantasy in NYC

Here's what I was spying on when I wasn't legally spying on the other teams today:

1. Big Valuations for Big Oil
2. Illuminating the Illuminati
3. I Truly Hate "Sex and the City"

1. My friend and superstar investor Bob Marson (with whom we'll have an exclusive interview here next week) he wrote today about how the top three oil companies in the US are worth more than every retailer, airline, homebuilder, supplier, restaurant, and every single other consumer company out there COMBINED, excluding Wal Mart. I am sure that's sustainable. Or not.

2. How come we're just now finding out that Bubble Boy Ben Bernanke and his other Fed Stooges met with the heads of JPM, Goldman, Lehman, Morgan, Merrill, Citi, Blackstone, and Citadel, basically every major player but Bear Stearns, two days before Bubble Ben is officially on record of saying when he knew about Bear's problems? The conspiracy I've been ranting about where these investment bankers have convinced this Fed to print a trillion dollars and give it to them for free, it ain't no joke and it is evil. We gotta illuminate this Illuminati.

3. I hate "Sex and the City." Truly, as I blame it for confusing a whole generation of single New York women about the difference between reality and fantasy. Hey New York City girls, "Sex and the City" is a fantasy. Get a freakin' grip.

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